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Q. Why did the mummy get a headache? A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink? A. A mop.
Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.
Q. What is the problem with two twin witches? A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get? A. Fang mail.
Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? A. "Spook when you're spooken to."
Q. What key opens a Haunted House? A. A spooKEY!
Q. Why did the mummy get a headache? A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink? A. A mop.
Q. What pants do ghosts wear?
A. BOO jeans.
Q. What is the problem with two twin witches? A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get? A. Fang mail.
Q. What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? A. "Spook when you're spooken to."
Q. What key opens a Haunted House? A. A spooKEY!
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What
is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A. The
trombone.
Q. What
does a bird say at Halloween?
A. "Twick
or tweet."
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare center!
Q. What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
A. A nectarine.
A. A scare center!
Q. What
does a panda ghost eat?
A. Bam-BOO!
Q. What
is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A. Rap
music.
Q. What
did one casket say to the other casket?
A. "Is
that you coffin?" (coughing)
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
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